This reminds me of the movie The Lookout.
Interviewer: What do you prefer to throw when you're angry?
Ben: A very large sword.
Andrew: Michelangelo's nunchuck. Michelangelo is my favorite ninja turtle.
Ben: Leonardo is the best.
Andrew: I used to love Donatello because he is the smartest.
Ben: But I would never throw a big sword at you, even if you don't shower and annoy me.
Andrew: I do shower! Every day.
Ben: This is not true.
Andrew: You swallow quite loudly when you drink, it's very annoying.